Well, now that you mention it
Peanut: I have to pee!Moon: I’m going poop. Get out!Peanut: But I have to pee really bad. Get off the toilet.Moon: I’m pooping!Me, yelling from bedroom: Just pee in the tub.Peanut: What cup?Me: The...
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The Tooth Fairy doesn’t take any crap
It was an eventful day in the Laugh, Mom household. I might even go so far as to say, Peanut’s dream day. Why? Well, for one thing, Moon had to shit in Saran Wrap. Due to some digestive issues, Moon...
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Me, naked in the bathroom, holding the towel I just used to dry my entire body, including my hair and face: PEANUT!Peanut: What?Me: Get up here, right now!Peanut: What?Me: Now!Peanut: What?Me: Why is...
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Just kill me now – Another Laugh, Mom Contest
That’s right, I’m giving away another (as yet undetermined) prize, to the first person who can guess what happened in this series of photos. Hint: The Baby did it. And Peanut knew he was doing it. And...
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D., freshly showered after clearing snow: I want to just put on sweatpants, but I’ll wear jeans instead. Me: Wear sweatpants. D.: But I want to impress you. I know how much you like it when I wear...
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Me, kissing Toddler: Muh! I keess you.Toddler, fanning nose: Ehhhhhh….Me: What? Is my kiss stinky?Toddler: Poo.Me: What!? My kiss is poo?Toddler: Keess poo.Me: My kiss smells like...
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Me, shouting from the bathroom crime scene: Would someone care to tell me why there’s wet toilet paper all over the floor? Hen, running into the bathroom: Huh. Me: Did you do this? Hen: No. I fink it...
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